Each mustache has its own personality, just like every morning has its mood. Make sure they match up when you're drinking your coffee.
Just give in to Big Brother. There is no other way.
You wouldn't want the pigs to know you're drinking a grande americano. They need to think you're up to no good.
It's a nice day to sit by the boiling pond and fish for a cup of tea.
This dude's eyes are all droopy and sleepy until you fill the mug with hot coffee and he perks right up! Just like you!
As things heat up, it gets bloodier.