It's a nice day to sit by the boiling pond and fish for a cup of tea.
Each mustache has its own personality, just like every morning has its mood. Make sure they match up when you're drinking your coffee.
I love a good culinary "gotcha" every now and again. This one is especially well executed with the matching saucer and the doily and the little floating marshmallows. I know I'd be fooled and delighted!
Honeybadger don't care.
Finally, a mug that looks like duct tape but doesn't get all gummy and nasty when it gets warm.
Just give in to Big Brother. There is no other way.