It's a nice day to sit by the boiling pond and fish for a cup of tea.
Each mustache has its own personality, just like every morning has its mood. Make sure they match up when you're drinking your coffee.
You wouldn't want the pigs to know you're drinking a grande americano. They need to think you're up to no good.
Finally, a mug that looks like duct tape but doesn't get all gummy and nasty when it gets warm.
I solemnly swear I am drinking hot beverages.
Your hot chocolate may produce tiny marshmallows out of pure fear at the sight of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man on this mug.