Just give in to Big Brother. There is no other way.
I only want one cup of tea. I want it strong and I want it cute and I want it NOW.
Finally, a mug that looks like duct tape but doesn't get all gummy and nasty when it gets warm.
A hot cuppa joe should be just what it takes to get you perked up and ready to go.
Honeybadger don't care.
As long as a dude with a mustache doesn't pop out of my morning cuppa joe, I think we'll be all right.