Because you can't start your day without #coffee.
You wouldn't want the pigs to know you're drinking a grande americano. They need to think you're up to no good.
Finally, a mug that looks like duct tape but doesn't get all gummy and nasty when it gets warm.
As things heat up, it gets bloodier.
A hot cuppa joe should be just what it takes to get you perked up and ready to go.