A hot cuppa joe should be just what it takes to get you perked up and ready to go.
I love a good culinary "gotcha" every now and again. This one is especially well executed with the matching saucer and the doily and the little floating marshmallows. I know I'd be fooled and delighted!
Penguin, just drink a bunch of coffee, it's much safer than those balloons.
Finally, a mug that looks like duct tape but doesn't get all gummy and nasty when it gets warm.