As long as a dude with a mustache doesn't pop out of my morning cuppa joe, I think we'll be all right.
My kitties chew on my fresh flowers all the time but they have yet to crawl in with them. I'll watch out for that.
I love a good culinary "gotcha" every now and again. This one is especially well executed with the matching saucer and the doily and the little floating marshmallows. I know I'd be fooled and delighted!
You never know where your coffee will end up.
What else are you supposed to do while your coffee is cooling enough to drink?
A cozy cable knit is just about as classic as it gets. Your cocoa should get the same treatment as your torso.
Finally, a mug that looks like duct tape but doesn't get all gummy and nasty when it gets warm.