We're just two eggs strolling hand in hand down a peaceful mountain lane. Isn't this the life? What smells so delicious? Is that you? Man I could really go for a deviled me right now.
At your next miniature feast you can serve miniature appetizers and be the envy of all your miniature friends.
It's only appropriate to fashion the facial features of yummy little piggies out of pork products. Plus, hot dogs are really a wonderful thing; waste no part of the pig, I say!
These birds don't get upset when you take their magnet eggs because they trust that you'll bring them back when you're done.
You are what you eat, and I'm proud to be a pig!
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
Now you can have cookies for breakfast and no one can stop you!