At your next miniature feast you can serve miniature appetizers and be the envy of all your miniature friends.
I wish my lunch would bring me balloons and show me its belly button more often. It would make eating at my desk every day a little less boring.
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
I really did want to make an omelet, but how can I complain when that little ghost is so cheery?
We're just two eggs strolling hand in hand down a peaceful mountain lane. Isn't this the life? What smells so delicious? Is that you? Man I could really go for a deviled me right now.
Real crystal rock geodes take way too long to form. You can make these on your own in no time!
I want to make an egg sandwiches, but the whole thing would just be eggs.
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