That is one tiny, balanced meal!
You can't very well stick a wick in a real egg, this is second best!
It's only appropriate to fashion the facial features of yummy little piggies out of pork products. Plus, hot dogs are really a wonderful thing; waste no part of the pig, I say!
There isn't a single cookie in this basket that I don't want as a friend.
Now you can have cookies for breakfast and no one can stop you!
The big rice swim meet is today, wasn't it nice of mom to think of you and make you a themed lunch? You're gonna rock that rice backstroke, piggy!
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.