I wish my real cat would cook eggs for me. Lazy good-for-nothing...
What sorcery, what devilry, what evil tricks were used to shape the yolks but not the whites of those hard boiled eggs?! I would like to learn this secret magic! Teach me your ways, o dark one!
The big rice swim meet is today, wasn't it nice of mom to think of you and make you a themed lunch? You're gonna rock that rice backstroke, piggy!
Rainbows are seasonally appropriate for every season! They never go out of style.
Hand crafted, colorful, useful, fierce!
I love all the signs of Spring everywhere. The birds chirping, the flower buds, the indiscriminate eating of sweets in broad daylight.
It's only appropriate to fashion the facial features of yummy little piggies out of pork products. Plus, hot dogs are really a wonderful thing; waste no part of the pig, I say!