There are mornings when it's just too hard to make breakfast or even stand upright. Just lay down here, it'll be okay.
You are what you eat, and I'm proud to be a pig!
Don't forget the most important meal of the day and your most important accessory!
The big rice swim meet is today, wasn't it nice of mom to think of you and make you a themed lunch? You're gonna rock that rice backstroke, piggy!
Sometimes I get frustrated that my eggs won't hold together all pretty like and I can't find a cookie cutter to use as a mold and I don't want to make egg in the hole and I get sad. I always have onions! I am no longer sad!
Real crystal rock geodes take way too long to form. You can make these on your own in no time!
I wish my real cat would cook eggs for me. Lazy good-for-nothing...