You are what you eat, and I'm proud to be a pig!
Sometimes I get frustrated that my eggs won't hold together all pretty like and I can't find a cookie cutter to use as a mold and I don't want to make egg in the hole and I get sad. I always have onions! I am no longer sad!
I want to make an egg sandwiches, but the whole thing would just be eggs.
Someday I'm gonna catch me one of them sugar birds who lays Cadbury Mini Eggs and I'm going to keep it captive and secret so I can eat the chocolatey goodness all year round and NO I'M NOT SHARING.
I wish my lunch would bring me balloons and show me its belly button more often. It would make eating at my desk every day a little less boring.
I could eat eggs with every meal, this doesn't have to be a morning only accessory.
We're just two eggs strolling hand in hand down a peaceful mountain lane. Isn't this the life? What smells so delicious? Is that you? Man I could really go for a deviled me right now.