I wish my real cat would cook eggs for me. Lazy good-for-nothing...
Don't forget the most important meal of the day and your most important accessory!
I really did want to make an omelet, but how can I complain when that little ghost is so cheery?
We're just two eggs strolling hand in hand down a peaceful mountain lane. Isn't this the life? What smells so delicious? Is that you? Man I could really go for a deviled me right now.
I wonder if I could use this tiny nest to invite a tiny bird to land on my hand and be my friend? Just for a minute. That's all I ask.
It's only appropriate to fashion the facial features of yummy little piggies out of pork products. Plus, hot dogs are really a wonderful thing; waste no part of the pig, I say!
What are you having for lunch today? Or are you saving up room for dinner?
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