Some birds just won't settle for sticks and hair and dirt to make a nest. They need shredded coconut, lovingly hand-dyed and placed on a cookie. Of course these most special of all birds only lay candy eggs, my favorite!
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
Don't forget the most important meal of the day and your most important accessory!
What sorcery, what devilry, what evil tricks were used to shape the yolks but not the whites of those hard boiled eggs?! I would like to learn this secret magic! Teach me your ways, o dark one!
Eat them or burn them, eggs are a magical food.
I want to make an egg sandwiches, but the whole thing would just be eggs.