Why shouldn't your breakfast look like it came from a magical garden?
The big rice swim meet is today, wasn't it nice of mom to think of you and make you a themed lunch? You're gonna rock that rice backstroke, piggy!
I wish my real cat would cook eggs for me. Lazy good-for-nothing...
These birds don't get upset when you take their magnet eggs because they trust that you'll bring them back when you're done.
We're just two eggs strolling hand in hand down a peaceful mountain lane. Isn't this the life? What smells so delicious? Is that you? Man I could really go for a deviled me right now.
You are what you eat, and I'm proud to be a pig!