Would you be able to detect this pea under your stack of mattresses?
I need a body of water near my house now so I can throw a party and light a bunch of these.
I'm constantly zapping myself on doorknobs and applying endless lip balm because it's so dry in my house in the winter. If I had known they made humidifiers this adorable I would have gotten one ages ago!
I almost WANT to sleep on the floor so I can snuggle up to handsome Desmond!
There's no need to have a pillow of all five boroughs. Pick your favorite! (Not selling a whole lot of Staten Island, are you now?)
Crepes are appropriate to eat any time of day, never forget that.