Pine needles are messy, plus, what are you supposed to do with a wreath after Christmas? This is no fuss and silly to boot!
I keep finding him under the stove or in the bathtub or the fireplace when I get home. Stay put, Mario!
Have you got seriously attractive friends? No? Pets? Let's stick with pets. You can print them on pillows! Not so lonely now are you?
A great way to lay about with friends and hilariously crush your enemies!
My suburban house with a white picket fence isn't gritty and urban enough. I need to scum it up a little.
As far as tubs go, this one looks incredibly comfortable! There's a perfect little dip to rest your head in where her ear is. I'll take two! With jets!
Having a giant dragon that's basically furniture is like a dream come true. Ride 'em cowboy!