If I were into this sort of style I would hire whoever made these amazing cupcakes to decorate my house. Now find me some cupcakes that look like Le Corbusier and the Eames brothers designed them and I'll be in heaven.
Would you be able to detect this pea under your stack of mattresses?
You can watch TV on the couch with your friends even if you don't have any!
Tell your friends you hunted it yourself!