I'm constantly zapping myself on doorknobs and applying endless lip balm because it's so dry in my house in the winter. If I had known they made humidifiers this adorable I would have gotten one ages ago!
Your desk could use some more fungus accessories.
I keep finding him under the stove or in the bathtub or the fireplace when I get home. Stay put, Mario!
I have no children, I know my alphabet, I would still hang these on my wall as cool decor. Awesome!
There's no excuse for everything you own to not be beautiful. These are serious table accessories.
Take out your frustration on the walls and expand your storage possibilities!
Bowl over your friends with your ostentatious yard decor!