Have you got seriously attractive friends? No? Pets? Let's stick with pets. You can print them on pillows! Not so lonely now are you?
Are there a couple of little Alice-like feet sticking out of that striped blue cup? Oh whimsy, you've done it again.
My suburban house with a white picket fence isn't gritty and urban enough. I need to scum it up a little.
Someone has been playing a lot of Mortal Kombat.
These cookies look incredibly delicious yet at the same time, more than I want to eat them I want to use them as tiles for a kitchen backsplash. If only I could do both!