Pine needles are messy, plus, what are you supposed to do with a wreath after Christmas? This is no fuss and silly to boot!
Someone has been playing a lot of Mortal Kombat.
You can probably catch me, I'm the zombie-bread man!
I do not have a green thumb, in fact, it's like the thumb of death. This is one plant I could maybe, possibly keep looking fresh.
A stinky pine tree leaving needles everywhere just isn't my style, I prefer something a little more sleek and modern.
I thought I'd seen everything, then someone went and crocheted old plastic bags into fruit decorations. NOW I've seen everything.
I need a body of water near my house now so I can throw a party and light a bunch of these.