You can probably catch me, I'm the zombie-bread man!
I thought I'd seen everything, then someone went and crocheted old plastic bags into fruit decorations. NOW I've seen everything.
Are there a couple of little Alice-like feet sticking out of that striped blue cup? Oh whimsy, you've done it again.
Tell your friends you hunted it yourself!
Would you be able to detect this pea under your stack of mattresses?
Have you got seriously attractive friends? No? Pets? Let's stick with pets. You can print them on pillows! Not so lonely now are you?
Mine would say "BRING IT."