You can probably catch me, I'm the zombie-bread man!
I'm constantly zapping myself on doorknobs and applying endless lip balm because it's so dry in my house in the winter. If I had known they made humidifiers this adorable I would have gotten one ages ago!
Aw, little dude, your nose is so cold! Come in for a little aquavit and a sit by the fire.
In my minimalist environment, sometimes it's nice to throw in little details that look like mistakes.
I thought I'd seen everything, then someone went and crocheted old plastic bags into fruit decorations. NOW I've seen everything.
I'm all about snuggling up on the couch with all my favorite snacks!