I'm constantly zapping myself on doorknobs and applying endless lip balm because it's so dry in my house in the winter. If I had known they made humidifiers this adorable I would have gotten one ages ago!
There's no need to have a pillow of all five boroughs. Pick your favorite! (Not selling a whole lot of Staten Island, are you now?)
Tell your friends you hunted it yourself!
Aw, little dude, your nose is so cold! Come in for a little aquavit and a sit by the fire.
I have no children, I know my alphabet, I would still hang these on my wall as cool decor. Awesome!
Crepes are appropriate to eat any time of day, never forget that.
Mine would say "BRING IT."