Crepes are appropriate to eat any time of day, never forget that.
I keep finding him under the stove or in the bathtub or the fireplace when I get home. Stay put, Mario!
Tiny apartments can be a real drag when you want to have a garden to tend. Just hang it!
Your desk could use some more fungus accessories.
I do not have a green thumb, in fact, it's like the thumb of death. This is one plant I could maybe, possibly keep looking fresh.