Irises are hella masculine flowers.
Looks as though your literature is on the light and airy side.
I need a body of water near my house now so I can throw a party and light a bunch of these.
I wish I could tell you where to get this but sadly it's not for sale. I just thought you'd appreciate a whole school of rainbow fish looking impossibly natural hanging on a wall. Ahhhhh, so soothing.
I have no children, I know my alphabet, I would still hang these on my wall as cool decor. Awesome!