I need a body of water near my house now so I can throw a party and light a bunch of these.
Aw, little dude, your nose is so cold! Come in for a little aquavit and a sit by the fire.
There's no need to have a pillow of all five boroughs. Pick your favorite! (Not selling a whole lot of Staten Island, are you now?)
A great way to lay about with friends and hilariously crush your enemies!
I thought I'd seen everything, then someone went and crocheted old plastic bags into fruit decorations. NOW I've seen everything.