Irises are hella masculine flowers.
I'm constantly zapping myself on doorknobs and applying endless lip balm because it's so dry in my house in the winter. If I had known they made humidifiers this adorable I would have gotten one ages ago!
On a cloudy night it's nice to have an alternative stargazing setup.
There's no need to have a pillow of all five boroughs. Pick your favorite! (Not selling a whole lot of Staten Island, are you now?)
Someone has been playing a lot of Mortal Kombat.
This is one cloud that could follow me everywhere and I wouldn't mind!