The things you can do with a bag of cheap-o toys and a glue gun really are astounding.
These little wooden birdies will fly to you all the way from Slovenia to enhance any outfit! Isn't that nice of them?
My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!
What does rainbow fudge taste like, I wonder. Not like chocolate, I'm sure. It looks like a delicious stack of Starburst. Mmmm fruity.
Who will make a cake for me to adorn with my adorable sweetness? I can't just sit here looking cute on my own, I have a job to do!
Poor bird wishes it could ride a bike but all it's good for is sitting on your couch and looking cute.
Real puppies slobber too much, this is perfect.