Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!

I dare you to resist a sweet puppy face!

They are the shrunken skulls of those who tried to eat my leftovers out of the office fridge.

Real puppies slobber too much, this is perfect.

Beat the heat with some ice cream cuties on your head!

No no no, you don't cut bread with blue, that's what pink is for!

You can't very well stick a wick in a real egg, this is second best!