These cookies must hold the most incredible fortunes. Look how fancy they are! I bet they're going to tell me that I'm going to win a billion dollars and never have to work again! Don't worry though, I won't leave you!
Beat the heat with some ice cream cuties on your head!
Hopefully not subject to foreclosure from tiny adorabloe banks.
(Commentary and title by our lovely submitter, jerseychick)
Who will make a cake for me to adorn with my adorable sweetness? I can't just sit here looking cute on my own, I have a job to do!
Wouldn't you feel safer with a tiny friend in your pocket to whisper to?
I wish I lived in a climate where we could dry our clothes outside. These little birdies will keep close watch over your drying unmentionables.