I'm sorry this isn't something you can buy, I just think it's beautiful and I thought you might like to look at it too!
No no no, you don't cut bread with blue, that's what pink is for!
Stop gnawing on the lamp and go get yourself a proper snack.
Real puppies slobber too much, this is perfect.
Once upon a time, sugar came in cubes or not cubes, brown or white. Now there are wondrous selections of accoutrements for your tea or coffee. Enough to suit any sweet tooth! It really is a wonderful world.
Especially handy if you tend to think about home improvement while you're eating.