Aren't the kids now taught to call them "sea stars?" And Pluto isn't a planet? And Cookie Monster eats things other than cookies? I feel old. I need some of this cake.
At first I thought this looked like the world's fanciest doorstop or something but then I started drooling and realized that my brain knew it was awesome food so why couldn't the rest of me figure it out? The only way to eat such a fancy dessert is in the tiniest nibbles possible. You have to be careful not to compromise the structural integrity of the stack.