You're gonna need a bigger plate.
Chocolate Bear! I appreciate your dedication to formal wear for this most important meeting.
Though blue on the inside, this amazing cake will perk anyone up!
Honestly, who hasn't wanted to bite the head off a noisy baby now and again?
It's almost time to get back to the books. I can hear the three-ring binders snapping shut now. Wait, do kids still use those? Am I totally dating myself? I mean Trapper Keepers! Duh!
Really though. REALLY. Who could eat this?!
Some parties are so great, even the cake wears a hat.