I'd eat a lot more dim sum if it smiled at me all the time!
All the benefits of keeping a dog in your purse with none of the mess or animal rights protests.
Plastic ponies aren't snuggly enough. These soft friends are just what I need.
Available at: Cute Designs http://www.etsy.com/listing/55741445/amigurumi-candy-corn ($9 each)
All you WOW lovers out there may recognize Speedy here, your favorite roaring baby turtle. Here's a pattern so you can crochet your own. (Note: You'll have to supply your own adorable sound effects)
I prefer my margaritas on the rocks instead of blended but I'll take what I can get.
Jub jub! Don't let him back you into a corner with his super scary toothpick staff!