I've always been a Meatwad fan myself. Now I can keep him in my pocket and squish him all the time!
Having only one eye can't be much of a burden when you're this adorable!
Though I'd be a little disappointed to not see something hot and steamy on the dim sum cart, I couldn't resist a sweet little friend to remind me of the meal.
I've always wanted to cuddle up with my very own squishy Millennium Falcon.
20 percent cuddlier in 10 seconds flat
What are you looking at, turtle? Is there something on the ground over there? Is it a bug? A ladybug? Aw, make friends with it!
If you claim to not be even a tiny bit in love with sloths, I'm pretty sure you're lying.