You dumb pig with your blank eyes and crooked crown, You will PAY!
When you need a little extra magic in your life, you know where to turn.
The most direct way to a girl's heart is through her company's mascot. D'awwwww...
Sometimes you just need something sunny and snuggly to brighten up your day in the winter. This will do nicely!
Cuttlefish are probably smarter than us, but can they crochet? Your move, Cephalopod!
You need someone around who is attentive and a good listener. I know just the penguin for you.