You dumb pig with your blank eyes and crooked crown, You will PAY!
Plastic ponies aren't snuggly enough. These soft friends are just what I need.
All you WOW lovers out there may recognize Speedy here, your favorite roaring baby turtle. Here's a pattern so you can crochet your own. (Note: You'll have to supply your own adorable sound effects)
Now I'm inspired to dress up like a reindeer and dance around with a bell. Thanks a lot, job!
Available at: Cute Designs http://www.etsy.com/listing/55741445/amigurumi-candy-corn ($9 each)
There's no shame in being briny and delicious!
Trekkies, gather! For I have brought unto you all the TNG characters with which you yearn to cuddle!