All the benefits of keeping a dog in your purse with none of the mess or animal rights protests.
I like that this little birdie is on a stick, it would look just perfect nestled in with a potted plant.
You dumb pig with your blank eyes and crooked crown, You will PAY!
When you need a little extra magic in your life, you know where to turn.
Some days you just want a tiny friend on your head.
Wouldn't you feel safer with a tiny friend in your pocket to whisper to?
The most direct way to a girl's heart is through her company's mascot. D'awwwww...