I've always been a Meatwad fan myself. Now I can keep him in my pocket and squish him all the time!
You can't really make amigurumi with an amigurumi crochet hook but it sure is a great brain twister!
Cuttlefish are probably smarter than us, but can they crochet? Your move, Cephalopod!
You dumb pig with your blank eyes and crooked crown, You will PAY!
I think of the two, Pookie would be much more amenable to a good snuggle.
All you WOW lovers out there may recognize Speedy here, your favorite roaring baby turtle. Here's a pattern so you can crochet your own. (Note: You'll have to supply your own adorable sound effects)
Perk up, Pokemans! Don't just lay around like a lump!