If you're anything like me you manage to kill even the most hard succulents. These are virtually indestructible.
What are you looking at, turtle? Is there something on the ground over there? Is it a bug? A ladybug? Aw, make friends with it!
I prefer my margaritas on the rocks instead of blended but I'll take what I can get.
They haven't grown their pokey bits yet, they're safe to cuddle.
Poor Walter, forever to suffer the indignity of no pants!
I KNEW it! Elves! Invisible ones!
My my, don't you look handsome with your lovely curled tentacles?