You need someone around who is attentive and a good listener. I know just the penguin for you.
There's no shame in being a bookworm. Look how proud this little dude is!
All you WOW lovers out there may recognize Speedy here, your favorite roaring baby turtle. Here's a pattern so you can crochet your own. (Note: You'll have to supply your own adorable sound effects)
I don't even follow baseball, and this little guy has me rooting for Detroit.
Can you feel the plush tonight?
Though combining amigurumi, cupcakes and Cthulhu seems like overkill, somehow it all comes together here. Now make it out of fondant!