Seven tentacles, removable hat, attitude, check!
What are you looking at, turtle? Is there something on the ground over there? Is it a bug? A ladybug? Aw, make friends with it!
Can you feel the plush tonight?
Ooh will you crochet acorns and bury them in my living room?
Cuttlefish are probably smarter than us, but can they crochet? Your move, Cephalopod!