I've always been a Meatwad fan myself. Now I can keep him in my pocket and squish him all the time!
I've always wanted to cuddle up with my very own squishy Millennium Falcon.
You dumb pig with your blank eyes and crooked crown, You will PAY!
Now I'm inspired to dress up like a reindeer and dance around with a bell. Thanks a lot, job!
I KNEW it! Elves! Invisible ones!
Having only one eye can't be much of a burden when you're this adorable!
He doesn't know how to ask for the loves he so desperately desires.