Don't suffer no fools, you know you've been around the block.
I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.
The poof, the orange skin, the belly ring, it's flawless!
It was nice of you to paint your toenails, but you couldn't trim your ear hair while you were at it?
Brew yourself a dark, powerful cup of tea.
If you have a toddler you are pretty much legally obligated to dress them up like an Ewok. Don't think, just do it.