Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.

Magic and fairytales and princesses never really get old. I mean really, if some matronly, supernatural fairy woman offered you a castle and a painless facelift and a really nice car and Ewan McGregor, would you say no? I didn't think so.

The old lords are so soft and roomy!

Those are the most fearsome pawns I've ever seen.

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

Whisker implants are a little extreme, try these on for size first.