I cry when I watch movies, almost all movies. When the movie is very very very sad, I often wish I had black tissue to match the color of my soul.

Cameras are great and all, but honestly I just want a can wrapped in the lower half of a cat's face.

This adorable plushie Admiral Ackbar says, "it's a trap!" when squeezed. Extremely limited quantities, so when it sells out, that's it.

Though sometimes we talk about how a kitty is so cute we just want to eat it up, I'm not sure I've ever felt so literally compelled to eat a cat's head before. Of course the whiskers would have to go first, I don't want them stuck in my throat.

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I hate it when my enemies are all smug about getting stabbed.