This belt ensures your best team won't be far from reach!!
Leave a few of these out for Santa on Christmas Eve and see if he doesn't leave you just the cutest gifts ever!
I'm trying out my new sensory deprivation tank!
You can't feel too bad about Christmas being over when you're this delicious. We appreciate all you do, Rudolph. Now let me nibble on your antlers.
Get some fashion all up in your books.
I can't stand to see a good piece of garbage go to waste. Turn it into a lamp!
I'd wear these earrings out to get hammered and hope to meet a Norse god of my own.