Obviously what this lunch is missing is eggs! but don't waste your food by throwing it at those pigs over there.
Wear your house colors with a little more panache than the usual stripes.
Sure Valentine's Day isn't for a few more months. That doesn't mean you can't put a little love into your food all year round.
Not brave enough to wear a bear hat yourself? This brooch should be enough then.
You love it, admit it. Sure it's trendy to love bacon, but you know in your heart you loved bacon before it was a thing.
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