coffee,eyes,heat activated,mug
Via: Foodbeast
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This dude's eyes are all droopy and sleepy until you fill the mug with hot coffee and he perks right up! Just like you!

butler,face,peppermint,suit,table,wtf
Via: Etsy
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I'm not sure what good a three inch butler could do for my luxuriant lifestyle, but I'm willing to pay ten bucks to find out.

accessories,game controller,menswear,subtle,tie
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The board members think you're all professional, you know you've got Gears of War paused in your office, waiting for this meeting to be over.

apron,cooking,ladylike,pink,polka dots,sweet
Via: Etsy
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Regardless of your feelings about gender roles, there's no denying that grease-spots on your clothes are inexcusable.

brass knuckles,clutch,pink,purse,stripes,weapon
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Just because you're a girly girl no one says you also can't be a badass. You show 'em, sister!

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