From the depths of the underworld comes pretty much the cutest evil lord ever. Sure you'll slowly sink into the dark morass of madness, but isn't it worth it to get your hands on cookies this adorable?
Even as an adult I still sometimes find that a plain hot dog can be an awesomely satisfying snack. I'd even be tempted to cut it up like a little insect and play with my food a little. You're never too old!
Sometimes I get frustrated that my eggs won't hold together all pretty like and I can't find a cookie cutter to use as a mold and I don't want to make egg in the hole and I get sad. I always have onions! I am no longer sad!