This dude's eyes are all droopy and sleepy until you fill the mug with hot coffee and he perks right up! Just like you!
Dude, stop hissing at me!
I'm not sure what good a three inch butler could do for my luxuriant lifestyle, but I'm willing to pay ten bucks to find out.
The board members think you're all professional, you know you've got Gears of War paused in your office, waiting for this meeting to be over.
Regardless of your feelings about gender roles, there's no denying that grease-spots on your clothes are inexcusable.
Just because you're a girly girl no one says you also can't be a badass. You show 'em, sister!