Looks as though your literature is on the light and airy side.
I thought I'd seen everything, then someone went and crocheted old plastic bags into fruit decorations. NOW I've seen everything.
Harness the power!
Nothing about being an adult says that we can't still have fun and look adorable.
Thanks for not sliming up the place, felt-o-pus!
Do you love chocolate enough for you to declare it your Valentine? Haven't you always wanted headphones that smell like chocolate? Dreams do come true!
Panda likes the salad on your plate okay but he much prefers the soup in the cup!
If Hello Kitty were really the Easter Bunny, I'd happily eat all the candy she'd like to leave me.