Though Nilla wafers are almost a perfect food on their own, I suppose I'll overlook this abomination just this once because the meta nature of dipping present cookies into future cookies is just too good.
This toothbrush pays attention to how well you brush your teeth and sends that information so that he can yell at you and poke your gums until you bleed and it is all YOUR fault!
All you WOW lovers out there may recognize Speedy here, your favorite roaring baby turtle. Here's a pattern so you can crochet your own. (Note: You'll have to supply your own adorable sound effects)
I wish I had a cute pair of socks and some sewing skills lying around so I could make my own squishy friends!