My bathroom has been missing this for years and I never even knew it.
cooking something inside itself and flavored with itself is so self-referentially satisfying. It's so meta it was practically invented for the internet.
I half expect this bike to smell just like my old Strawberry Shortcake dolls from when I was a kid.
You don't look especially intelligent sucking on the buttons on your cardigan but I try not to judge.
All the birds in my yard have been dancing the two step and wearing tight, high waisted blue jeans. I think they're trying to tell me they want this house.
Judging by the size of those chocolate chips and the scoops of ice cream, this ice cream sandwich is roughly the size of my head. What's that? No I'm totally going to finish it, get your own!