This land shark is harmless. All he wants is your dirty laundry!
Congratulations for what? Just for being you and being awesome and appreciating these amazing cupcakes as much as I do. I think that deserves a round of applause, a firm handshake, a hearty slap on the back, a shot of fine bourbon, a Cuban cigar. Good work friends. Looking at sweets all day isn't easy, I know.
Hey bird! Why are you sleeping on my cake? I mean, you coordinate with it quite well and all but this isn't a nest, it's a dessert! You can't sleep here, you just can't. You're welcome to come to the party, just stay off the food okay?
Who knew that all you need for a super cute Christmas dessert is a few upside down strawberries, some whipped cream and a pinch of sesame seeds? I am totally in awe of the simplicity and creativity here. Now you have no excuse for not bringing something to the potluck at your great aunt's house.