It's a wonder these dudes ever existed in the first place! Honor their memory with hugs!
Your guests may wonder why you keep cake in your shower. Let's just hope they don't try to eat it.
Just give in to Big Brother. There is no other way.
He's gonna need to lose a few pounds after the Thanksgiving gluttony to make it down most chimneys.
I'm just gonna take this home and tuck it into my hope chest instead of eating it. It's far too pretty. Ooh, maybe it'll look nice under a bell jar!