My world can never have enough pink in it, especially when said pink is expertly piped onto perfect cupcakes.
Finally, you can make your roommates paranoid with traumatic Goldeneye memories right in your own home!
There's more Facility, Slappers Only over at Video Games!
I'd be happy to scrape candle wax off my table for a few weeks if it means I get to light my chandelier on fire. Bring it!
Don't get drunk and crack them open looking for a fortune like I would, you'll just have sad crayon shards.
Vulcan bears are so serious!