I GOT A JOB AT A BAKERY, Cause I Kneaded Dough!!!
George Washington: Oh, he went through "a phase" just like everybody else!
After learning the Flying Spaghetti Monster was a vegan, Jeff began each ritual by sacrificing a Fatted Zucchini.
NO. I'm not going to play cards with you. You're a cheeta.
Dinner time at Timothy Leary's house Oooh Mom - the noodles are talking to me
I want you to get in my car