...And Small Print Said 'No Returns'.

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Ordered a Mermaid on eBay Should have checked on seller's feedback record...

Ark? We Don't Need no Stinking Ark!

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The ducks then realized that they're in fact f**king ducks, and that they don't need his stupid Ark.

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

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The Restaurant at the End of the Universe fine family dining for sentient creatures from every galaxy!

Flick My Bic

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Maybe there is hope, it was a lighter in his pocket

There Was No Cialis Back Then

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Congratulations! You've been selected to participate in our new vibrator study.

Gud Hoomins! Nao Frow teh Ball to Meh!

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Hmm. I didn't think they were too bright at first, but they're finally getting the hang of it.