Why yes, the only difference between the Army and a Circus IS the number of tents.
Zounds! Twofold rainbow athwart the firmament! What meaneth this?
Poorly timed phone call sends 12 to burn unit.
Quoth the raven, "Smoke More."
Brother Amon was about to pay dearly for his little joke of putting a mothball in the collection plate.
Pantaloons on the pavement. Pantaloons on the pavement. Thou resemblest an idiot with thy pantaloons on the pavement.