Just Leave it on The Table And Come Help Me Out Here...

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You don't need a gun to get me to strip, Clyde... The two hundred bucks will be quite sufficient.

Pops Gassed us Out

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This is for your own safety, son. Daddy's had beans for dinner, again.

So Close!

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So Close!
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Thankfully, Nazi attempts to raise the Ghost Rider were unsuccessful.

Tarzan: The Epilogue

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Upon return to civilization Tarzan and Jane had minor success as a lounge act. Unfortunately Cheeta wound up on the streets begging for bananas.

She Was "Mature" For Her Age

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Betty was a bit precocious for 8th grade.

How I Feel Everytime I Try to Cook

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I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."