Sassy Fireman

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dance,fireman,firetruck,pole
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Turn off that music and quit the pole dancing. We've got to go!

I Wonder What Horrors Await Me?!

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art,color,funny,illustration,sexy
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KIDNAPPED! by the Tribe of Large-Breasted Women... who are generally ill-tempered because they suffer from chronic back pain.

She's Had a Lot of Work Done

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Lord of the Rings,return of the king,Shelob,spider,woman
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Return of the King proved to be the high point of Shelob's acting career.

All of You, Gaze Upon Your Hands

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lyrics,safety dance,song
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You may dance, if you fancy it. You might also take leave of your companions. For if those companions shall not dance then they shan't be companions of mine.

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