Hey! It's not whether you win or lose it's how you place the blame.
I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?
Oh great...get involved in one plot to kill Caesar and nobody wants to sit with you anymore.
TANKITY TANKITY TANK! PEW!! PEW!! PEW!!
Reginald! Time to spray the garden for wood nymphs again.
When Ophelia woke up, the cherubs were gone... ...and so was her kidney