The only thing longer than my honey-do list, is my honey-don't list.
Won't you let me be....your Pedo-Bear!
SPOILER He missed.
No, wait!!! She has the car keys!!! NOM NOM NOM
I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?
But you promised to go to my Mom's for dinner! Sorry babe, last minute invite to a pillage and plunder party.