THERE! RIGHT THERE! Oh for cryin' out loud, George, you won't find a better parking spot than that one! Just ONE MORE circle around the planet.
The pizza guy said FREE TOPPINGS if I answer the door dressed like this!!
monday not nearly as fun fun fun as friday
Knitting wasn't Sally's thing...but she did become a GREAT acupuncturist!
BAD GIRLS WEAR WHITE SOCKS a shocking tale of youth gone wild
I've played enough Mario Kart to know where this is going.
Sixth grade humor. What's long, hard and cylindrical, and has seamen shooting out of it?