Coffee, tea or me?
Basic 1950's nutrition: Ok, Sarah. See, the food pyramid has two major food groups. On the bottom, you've got butter. On the top, there's cigarettes. Questions?
se7en directors cut with new alternative ending
Wow, this is for me? Honest?! No foolin?! No, I'm just kidding, this is mine. You get a pack of overly salted peanuts.
monday not nearly as fun fun fun as friday