Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!
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Is there really any need to explain this?
Basic 1950's nutrition: Ok, Sarah. See, the food pyramid has two major food groups. On the bottom, you've got butter. On the top, there's cigarettes. Questions?