monday not nearly as fun fun fun as friday
Is there really any need to explain this?
I got no strings to hold me down
Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!
Nessie doesn't like it when you pee in her living room.
Wow, this is for me? Honest?! No foolin?! No, I'm just kidding, this is mine. You get a pack of overly salted peanuts.
Sixth grade humor. What's long, hard and cylindrical, and has seamen shooting out of it?