THERE! RIGHT THERE! Oh for cryin' out loud, George, you won't find a better parking spot than that one! Just ONE MORE circle around the planet.
Sixth grade humor. What's long, hard and cylindrical, and has seamen shooting out of it?
"Wallstreet" when I was a kid...
A game of Pick-up Sticks gone horribly wrong.
Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!