Basic 1950's nutrition: Ok, Sarah. See, the food pyramid has two major food groups. On the bottom, you've got butter. On the top, there's cigarettes. Questions?
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Dear Mom, continuing my traveling on Route 66. Met some very wholesome girls today. I think I'm getting my kicks.
The pizza guy said FREE TOPPINGS if I answer the door dressed like this!!
thats the last time that valet parks my car in the middle of a field
Nessie doesn't like it when you pee in her living room.