I got no strings to hold me down
Sixth grade humor. What's long, hard and cylindrical, and has seamen shooting out of it?
Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!
Mom, you're so right! Getting stoned first makes housework AMAZING!
Cindy, fetch the cheeseburgers. We're gonna give it what it wants and hope it goes away.