No, not the tickle-feather! I'll tell you anything, ANYTHING!
Halfway through Vespers, Mary Agnes realizes she could have had a V8.
Muhammad is cooler than Jesus because he had a sword. Beat that Jesus.
The "Free Candy" sign on the side Concealed a nasty surprise.
21 nun salute
Clothes shopping with the wife, or certain death...sorry darling, I'm with the reaper on this one...