So I was like, "bro, do you want someone to do that to you? Well, then don't do it to them"

I'm so nice. I'd be perfect for them. Why don't the girls like me? Proverbs 32:1-Nice guys finish last.

I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch! But you are dressed as one. They dressed me up like this. We didn't. We didn't.

If King James English is good enough for me, then it ought to be good enough for thee.

Where's Judas? Say that Jesus! Say where's Judas!

No. I do. I think your baby is adorable. I'm just concerned about what might happen if you get it wet or let it eat after midnight.

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