"Grow your pen*s in 4 weeks..." Damn pop-ups
Who's your saviour? Who's your saviour? Sniff you are.
Where's Judas? Say that Jesus! Say where's Judas!
I'm converting to Buddhism
Absolution? Certainly! I'll need a major credit card.
All right, all right... you're not fat, you're just big-boned. Will you please come back down now? I believe that branch is about to snap.