Muhammad is cooler than Jesus because he had a sword. Beat that Jesus.
After learning the Flying Spaghetti Monster was a vegan, Jeff began each ritual by sacrificing a Fatted Zucchini.
I hope you brought enough for everybody. Lol, Just kidding, I got this.
In an alternative universe, Indians brought Christianity to Europe.
Where's Judas? Say that Jesus! Say where's Judas!
And it turned out Snooki WAS cheating on Giovanni.