Ohhh Thank You, Lord!

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Ohhh Thank You, Lord!
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Your prayers have been answered you are being moved to a painting with better perspective.

We'll Even Watch Your Wallet While You Browse

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When on Tattooine, visit: The Jawa Hut 1701-C Sands Blvd. at Dirt Rd. Purveyors of like-new droids and authentic holy relics

80s Bible

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And on the 7th day Frankie went to Hollywood. And lo, he did relax. And it was good.

Yo Ma, You Worry Too Much

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Yo Ma, You Worry Too Much
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So I was like, "Mom, chill out. I'll be back in like 3 days, tops."