Clothes shopping with the wife, or certain death...sorry darling, I'm with the reaper on this one...
Who was that idol I saw you worshiping last night? Is she prettier than me? THEIR GOD WAS A VERY JEALOUS GOD.
Not the virgins the terrorists were expecting
Just kidding LOL
AND I WAS ALL "MY FRIENDS, YOU BOW TO NO-ONE"
delivering salvation since 33 ad