And that winds up my four-hour discussion on entropy. Next week's sermon will be split between the second lay of thermodynamics and my favorite: electricity.
Lo! Once more the Lord in His mercy offers to enhance the length of my manhood for naught but ten silver pieces!
JESUS he made the dinosaurs, too. So f* off, Darwin.
"Grow your pen*s in 4 weeks..." Damn pop-ups
Don't be such a shlemiel, Jacob! Stripes is just FINE already, and the Rabbi says you can wear that coat to the synagogue!