"Grow your pen*s in 4 weeks..." Damn pop-ups
It's a miracle! That a Middle-Eastern Jewish man looks so Caucasian.
After learning the Flying Spaghetti Monster was a vegan, Jeff began each ritual by sacrificing a Fatted Zucchini.
I'm converting to Buddhism
WHAT did you say you wanted to be when you grow up, Lizzy? A pr0sititute, Sister Assumpta! Oh thank heavens, I though you said Protestant!
It's from my wife. It says if I don't go home soon, I'll be sleeping in the shed tonight.