So I was like, "bro, do you want someone to do that to you? Well, then don't do it to them"
Is this Jesus-y enough?
Totally nude you say?! Well then, you can just keep that Snuggie to yourself...
I say it's sheer madness to allow fraternization between the herbivores and carnivores. Nonsense, what's the worst that can happen? A little bout of indigestion, perhaps? Shhh.
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