Ya know boss, dat's real cute, but callin' yous Teddy Bear Bandini ain't gonna be easy...

CHARLIE CHAPLIN'S ANGELS: SILENT BUT DEADLY

STARTER HOMES ARE FOR WUSSIES

After learning the Flying Spaghetti Monster was a vegan, Jeff began each ritual by sacrificing a Fatted Zucchini.

This year's Chili cookoff was a success... The judges table is about to announce the winner

Oh man, Dad's gonna love that big test pattern when he wakes up from being passed out on the couch.