That Ain't Gangster Enough!

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That Ain't Gangster Enough!
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Ya know boss, dat's real cute, but callin' yous Teddy Bear Bandini ain't gonna be easy...

Things Just Got Real...

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Things Just Got Real...
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Due to the high crime rate and increased costs of maintaining leather "The Little Old Woman Who live in Shoe" has added aluminum siding and a security system

The Most Expensive Candy? Eye Candy...

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The Most Expensive Candy? Eye Candy...
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Helen could only type 15 words per minute and took six cigarette breaks an hour. But she never failed to get a raise when she asked.

BUY OUR CIGARETTES!

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BUY OUR CIGARETTES!
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Buy our cigarettes! Women will magically overlook your horrible personality and disgusting beer gut.