Smoking A Stick Of Gum Never Caught On ....

It's from the owner of a gloomy old house in the middle of nowhere, offering you the job of governess to two vaguely sinister children. What could possibly go wrong?

Crap, when I get off shift, I have to clean house, make dinner for the old fart, do laundry..Maybe I'll just take this baby home and annihilate the place and everything in it.

Owl Mating Season....the pickings are slim during depression years

Farm Girls Monthly: she makes biscuits on page 67... naughty, naughty biscuits

YOU HAD ME AT "HELP."

The purity police: ever vigilant