Remember...A refrigerator isn't a place for children to play. It's a place to punish them when they've strayed from the righteous path.
Rugby has come a long way.
Tommy knew Mommy took her "happy pills" again when she introduced him to his new little sister.
GETTING YOUR POINT ACROSS when "stop playing in mommy's dryer" just doesn't cut it.
We're not sure when the mistrust of wildlife began for baby Roosevelt, but we have our suspitions.