Whoa Mom What was in the Kool-Aid?

Any idiot can have a dog.

"But what's wrong with an AOL email address?"

They may not be real, but they have some good ideas.

I got the job at SONIC!

If I'm old enough to work in a sweatshop, you bet your ass I'm old enough to have a drink!

Are these the skeletons in your closet, that Mommy was talking about?