Alcoholism: Fun for the whole family.
What the hell am I talking about? I'm pretty much sloshed all the time!
Grandpa had a tendency to ramble when he had a few.
When I was your age, our video game controllers were hard wired to the console. And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle.
OMG! SHUT UP!
When Joseph fell asleep, Daniel was the first one to whip out the sharpies.