A mummy, a witch and a zombie walk into a bar . . .
Oh great. Looks like Grim Reaper has been into the spirits again!
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY 6 PACK OF BUD? I SHINK DA DOG ATE IT! HIC!
Tonight, we play 'Unhinged and Dangerous Lady Cop and the Unsuspecting Drunk Guy'. OUCH. Oddly specific, honey.
What the hell am I talking about? I'm pretty much sloshed all the time!
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