Get it? Spirits?

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A mummy, a witch and a zombie walk into a bar . . .

Oh great. Looks like Grim Reaper has been into the spirits again!

A Bit too Many

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Grandpa had a tendency to ramble when he had a few.

When I was your age, our video game controllers were hard wired to the console. And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle.

OMG! SHUT UP!

Rosie the Maid's Pre-Jetson Employer

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Man, I am SICK of cleaning up after Joe's parties.

Rosie! More Jaegerbombs! ZZZNnx.

Let's Get This Party Started

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Let's Get This Party Started
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I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.