What's your poison? Oh, nevermind, I see you've brought your own.
Alcoholism: Fun for the whole family.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY 6 PACK OF BUD? I SHINK DA DOG ATE IT! HIC!
But of course, I was very, very ...drunk
So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.