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drunk god jesus mystery platypus - 6288116224
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So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.

bar drink drunk mouth snake woman wtf - 6370959360
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What's your poison? Oh, nevermind, I see you've brought your own.

champagne drunk glass woman - 6562988544
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Jane really didn't care what the neighbors thought. Champagne tickled her nose and Jim tickled her fancy.