What's your poison? Oh, nevermind, I see you've brought your own.
Grandpa had a tendency to ramble when he had a few.
When I was your age, our video game controllers were hard wired to the console. And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle.
OMG! SHUT UP!
Tonight, we play 'Unhinged and Dangerous Lady Cop and the Unsuspecting Drunk Guy'. OUCH. Oddly specific, honey.
I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.