A Bit too Many

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Grandpa had a tendency to ramble when he had a few.

When I was your age, our video game controllers were hard wired to the console. And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle.

OMG! SHUT UP!

Hardcore Intoxicants

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What's your poison? Oh, nevermind, I see you've brought your own.

That's One Mystery Solved

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So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.

Ready to Party

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Ready to Party
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Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.