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drunk,god,jesus,mystery,platypus
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So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.

aftermath,drunk,Party,robot
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Man, I am SICK of cleaning up after Joe's parties.

Rosie! More Jaegerbombs! ZZZNnx.

ancient,drunk,Grandpa,greece,socrates
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Grandpa had a tendency to ramble when he had a few.

When I was your age, our video game controllers were hard wired to the console. And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle.

OMG! SHUT UP!

beer,blame,dad,daughter,dogs,drunk,fridge,girl
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WHAT HAPPENED TO MY 6 PACK OF BUD? I SHINK DA DOG ATE IT! HIC!

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