What's your poison? Oh, nevermind, I see you've brought your own.
Tea. Coffee. Vodka. Drugs.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY 6 PACK OF BUD? I SHINK DA DOG ATE IT! HIC!
Man, I am SICK of cleaning up after Joe's parties.
Rosie! More Jaegerbombs! ZZZNnx.
Jane really didn't care what the neighbors thought. Champagne tickled her nose and Jim tickled her fancy.
What the hell am I talking about? I'm pretty much sloshed all the time!