Jane really didn't care what the neighbors thought. Champagne tickled her nose and Jim tickled her fancy.

Pretty sure my "Check Liver" light just came on.

But of course, I was very, very ...drunk

Grandpa had a tendency to ramble when he had a few.

When I was your age, our video game controllers were hard wired to the console. And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle.

OMG! SHUT UP!

A mummy, a witch and a zombie walk into a bar . . .

Oh great. Looks like Grim Reaper has been into the spirits again!

A vodka a day keeps the dispair away.