Jane really didn't care what the neighbors thought. Champagne tickled her nose and Jim tickled her fancy.
But of course, I was very, very ...drunk
Grandpa had a tendency to ramble when he had a few.
When I was your age, our video game controllers were hard wired to the console. And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle.
OMG! SHUT UP!
A mummy, a witch and a zombie walk into a bar . . .
Oh great. Looks like Grim Reaper has been into the spirits again!