So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.
What's your poison? Oh, nevermind, I see you've brought your own.
Alcoholism: Fun for the whole family.
Jane really didn't care what the neighbors thought. Champagne tickled her nose and Jim tickled her fancy.
Tea. Coffee. Vodka. Drugs.