drunk

bar,drink,drunk,mouth,snake,woman,wtf
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What's your poison? Oh, nevermind, I see you've brought your own.

drink,drunk,historic lols,man,sloshed
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What the hell am I talking about? I'm pretty much sloshed all the time!

drunk,god,jesus,mystery,platypus
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So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.

bros,dead,drunk,Party,sharpie,sleeping
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When Joseph fell asleep, Daniel was the first one to whip out the sharpies.

drunk,grim reaper,painter,skeleton
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A mummy, a witch and a zombie walk into a bar . . .

Oh great. Looks like Grim Reaper has been into the spirits again!

cop,drunk,man,role playing,sex,tied,woman
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Tonight, we play 'Unhinged and Dangerous Lady Cop and the Unsuspecting Drunk Guy'. OUCH. Oddly specific, honey.

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