Jane really didn't care what the neighbors thought. Champagne tickled her nose and Jim tickled her fancy.
Alcoholism: Fun for the whole family.
So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.
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Tonight, we play 'Unhinged and Dangerous Lady Cop and the Unsuspecting Drunk Guy'. OUCH. Oddly specific, honey.