But of course, I was very, very ...drunk
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY 6 PACK OF BUD? I SHINK DA DOG ATE IT! HIC!
So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.
Jane really didn't care what the neighbors thought. Champagne tickled her nose and Jim tickled her fancy.
Little Bobby's Drunk Again