What's your poison? Oh, nevermind, I see you've brought your own.
What the hell am I talking about? I'm pretty much sloshed all the time!
So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.
When Joseph fell asleep, Daniel was the first one to whip out the sharpies.
A mummy, a witch and a zombie walk into a bar . . .
Oh great. Looks like Grim Reaper has been into the spirits again!
Tonight, we play 'Unhinged and Dangerous Lady Cop and the Unsuspecting Drunk Guy'. OUCH. Oddly specific, honey.