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By xyzpdq1
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I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.

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When Joseph fell asleep, Daniel was the first one to whip out the sharpies.

drunk god jesus mystery platypus - 6288116224
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So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.