FIRE CROTCHES There is only one way to put them out.
CREEPY OLD GUY every town has one.
Chaos ahh my old cure all friend. I was wondering when you'd return. I grow weary of Seinfeld reruns and internet porn.
in soviet russia crabs have humans in lower hair
THE MILE HIGH CLUB What? You didn't know they gave medals?
EVEN IF IT'S A MONSTER A man will still want to touch its boobies