MAPPING THE HUMAN GENOME you're gonna need more pipe-cleansers...

EVEN THE DOG is drinking.

GETTING YOUR POINT ACROSS when "stop playing in mommy's dryer" just doesn't cut it.

WAR IS HELL on lingerie.

EMBEZZLEMENT it beats a 401(k) any day

LEVITATING WOMEN won't work unless they're in bathing suits?

SNUGGIE DUCK takes requests