DIAPERS Dad never did figure out how to put one on correctly.
EMBEZZLEMENT it beats a 401(k) any day
SPIDERMAN, SPIDERMAN his mother's taking it in the can.
TIME TO NUKE THE FRIDGE.
ELEPHANT MANICURE everything must be perfect for tonight's show
FIELD RATIONS you're doing it wrong.
FIRST ROLLER COASTER so close yet so very, very far
Anyone Else Ever Feel Like This?
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Those Single Jerks Just Aren't Accepting of Your Dating Lifestyle!
Just Because Your Over the Hill Doesn't Mean You're Not Getting ...
HOW U LIEK DEM APPLEZ???
Watch Out, This Kid CLEARLY Doesn't Respect Authority
Would It Kill Ya, To Get Some Croissants?
I Ear They Taste Good
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