Breakfast Proposition

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Breakfast Proposition
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Hey, darlin', how would you like your eggs in the morning? UNfertilized, thanks!

Anti Parking Ticket Device

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Guaranteed to send cops and meter maids running for cover

These babies can spit 20 feet!