Anti Parking Ticket Device

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Guaranteed to send cops and meter maids running for cover

These babies can spit 20 feet!

Would You? Could You? In a Car?

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Did you enjoy that Ranaldo?

OH YES my Darling! You haven't read Green Eggs and Ham to me for a long time!

What is the World Coming To?

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The battery died in my car remote control key fob. I had to insert the key like some kind of animal.

Turn left turn left!

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That's it! I'm dropping the skeleton and getting a GPS.

Also, No Sandwich. Ever.

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Speaking on behalf of ALL women, it's not gonna happen - we had a meeting.