You see a girl with gold hair pass by? B*tch ate my porridge.
Guaranteed to send cops and meter maids running for cover
These babies can spit 20 feet!
um, a little help here?
The battery died in my car remote control key fob. I had to insert the key like some kind of animal.
ATTENTION COMPENSATORS your dream vehicle has arrived.
Speaking on behalf of ALL women, it's not gonna happen - we had a meeting.
Sit here. Don't open your mouth, I'm not paying for chat. And you better be hung!
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