You see a girl with gold hair pass by? B*tch ate my porridge.
Guaranteed to send cops and meter maids running for cover
These babies can spit 20 feet!
By xyzpdq1
The battery died in my car remote control key fob. I had to insert the key like some kind of animal.
Sit here. Don't open your mouth, I'm not paying for chat. And you better be hung!
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