Yo Man, You Seen Goldilocks?

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You see a girl with gold hair pass by? B*tch ate my porridge.

Anti Parking Ticket Device

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Guaranteed to send cops and meter maids running for cover

These babies can spit 20 feet!

What is the World Coming To?

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The battery died in my car remote control key fob. I had to insert the key like some kind of animal.

Also, No Sandwich. Ever.

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Speaking on behalf of ALL women, it's not gonna happen - we had a meeting.

You'd Better Be HUNG

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Sit here. Don't open your mouth, I'm not paying for chat. And you better be hung!