I'll just remove the evidence and your wife will never know.
Two orders of extra crispy to go! Yes, Harlan! Make it snappy, Ma! KFC - the early days.
Papa no bring us any candy today. You leave Papa big surprise in his cap. Kay?
The experiment with visionally impaired lumberjacks went horrilbly wrong.
What do you think this is for? A carton of cigarettes? How sexy does a box of raisins need to be?
There goes Sir Godfrey Featherstone Smythe, thinking outside the box again.