ok, I'll get up and fill your food bowl...
Huddled masses: it's no longer a boat. Now it's Wal-Mart.
Where am I? What happened to my legs? You were in a terrible coach accident, Ms. Austen. But I'll take care of you. I'm your number one fan!
That perfect moment when you realise you've captured a fart.
FACEBOOK it will come back to haunt you.